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parry127 · parry127

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Yulanda · Yulanda

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is...

admin · admin

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little way away. When they get there, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the s...

bry · bry

A woman places an ad in the newspaper: "Looking for a man with 3 qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me & is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell rings. "Hi," her visitor announces. "I have no arms so I won’t beat you & no legs so I won't run away.&q...

russel · Scott

My boss and his wife drove to Vegas and by the time they arrived she was car sick. He took her to their room and suggested she take a nap. Not feeling well she retired and he went to the elevator to go down to the casino. A curvaceous blonde got on at the next floor down and all she was wearing was a trench coat....

admin · admin

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tel...

sue

Chad did you get an email saying that you would recviee the toy? Did you include all info needed to ship (full name, address, city, state, zip, phone number)? If you did both, wait til next week and if you don't get it by then please feel free to contact us with a copy of the email stating you'd get the toy so w...

Mohammed

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.' Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the pas...

Linda

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do! WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd marry again. WIFE: (with a hurtful look on her face) You would? HUSBAND...

bry · bry

The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probabl...

admin · admin

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go...

Jack

A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her and eventually asks, "How much?" The beautiful Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is wor...

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	Win $1000 by guessing girls positions! (Preview) Sexy1.com is a unique website providing you with a wonderful selection of sexy girl's galleries, where you can have fun by viewing, voting, and selecting your favorite girls. Sexy1.com is also a great way for sexy girls to start up their modeling career, by being recognized in the modeling world. It...	Anonymous	0	3356	Fri Jul 19 4:00 PM, 2013 by Anonymous
	A husband and wife! (Preview) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."	parry127	0	2569	Wed Jul 3 2:53 AM, 2013 by parry127
	Family Vibrator (Preview) A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I will never get married so this is...	Yulanda	3	6554	Wed Jul 3 2:49 AM, 2013 by parry127
	Three brothers (Preview) Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little way away. When they get there, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the s...	admin	0	3546	Wed Apr 3 9:14 AM, 2013 by admin
	Newspaper Ad (Preview) A woman places an ad in the newspaper: "Looking for a man with 3 qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me & is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell rings. "Hi," her visitor announces. "I have no arms so I won’t beat you & no legs so I won't run away.&q...	bry	0	2405	Wed Apr 3 9:09 AM, 2013 by bry
	You Cheap Bastard! (Preview) My boss and his wife drove to Vegas and by the time they arrived she was car sick. He took her to their room and suggested she take a nap. Not feeling well she retired and he went to the elevator to go down to the casino. A curvaceous blonde got on at the next floor down and all she was wearing was a trench coat....	Scott	2	3888	Mon Feb 4 9:43 AM, 2013 by russel
	Tricking a Nun (Preview) A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tel...	admin	3	6394	Tue Jun 19 7:00 AM, 2012 by Ram
	PVEPfFqHXqIxps (Preview) Chad did you get an email saying that you would recviee the toy? Did you include all info needed to ship (full name, address, city, state, zip, phone number)? If you did both, wait til next week and if you don't get it by then please feel free to contact us with a copy of the email stating you'd get the toy so w...	sue	0	2358	Tue Jun 19 6:53 AM, 2012 by sue
	Penis Password (Preview) A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.' Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the pas...	Mohammed	0	2437	Sat Nov 19 2:34 PM, 2011 by Mohammed
	Dinner Conversation (Preview) WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do! WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd marry again. WIFE: (with a hurtful look on her face) You would? HUSBAND...	Linda	0	3240	Sat Nov 19 2:31 PM, 2011 by Linda
	Birth Control (Preview) The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probabl...	bry	0	2683	Fri Nov 11 10:54 PM, 2011 by bry
	9 Terms Women Use (Preview) 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go...	admin	0	2911	Fri Nov 11 3:03 PM, 2011 by admin
	The $1,500 Blow Job (Preview) A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation with her and eventually asks, "How much?" The beautiful Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is wor...	Jack	0	2363	Fri Nov 11 1:56 PM, 2011 by Jack
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